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By Greg Bardsley

It's 2008. In 3 days, relations guy and Silicon Valley speechwriter Dan Jordan will see his start-up inventory vest. He'll money out with $1.1 million, flip in his frenetic Valley lifestyles in for a slower one at the seashore together with his spouse and youngsters, and eventually reside the existence he's purported to stay. Or so he thinks. ahead of he can gather his money and get outta avoid, all hell breaks unfastened. Dan is abducted through a gang of tiny IT nerds who threaten to get him fired prior to the choices can vest, stalked by way of a most likely murderous company protection muscle guy, and faced with the prospective disintegration of his marriage, all whereas his sociopath neighbor, loopy Larry, threatens to wreck every little thing. . . .

Side-splittingly humorous and entire of larger-than-life characters, Cash Out is like Office Space as reimagined through the creators of The Hangover--a sly caper long gone outrageously, unforgettably awry.

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When whatever it was began to come closer and closer, her curiosity began to turn to bemusement. Hmmm, she thought, which was about as far as she could get with thinking. She was still feeling dopey and jet-lagged and the messages that one part of her brain was busy sending to another were not necessarily arriving on time or the right way up. She left the kitchen, where she’d been fixing herself a coffee, and went to open the back door, which led out to the garden. She took a deep breath of cool evening air, stepped outside and looked up.

Oh well. Just before it blanked out for the final time, the ship realized that its engines were beginning to give out too. The ship and its revived and confused crew coasted on under the control of its subsidiary automatic systems, which simply looked to land wherever they could find to land and monitor whatever they could find to monitor. As far as finding something to land on was concerned, they didn’t do very well. The planet they found was desolately cold and lonely, so achingly far from the sun that should warm it, that it took all of the Envir-O-Form machinery and Life-Support-O-Systems they carried with them to render it-or at least parts of it-habitable.

How does that work if we are out on Rupert? What if the Earth is rising in Capricorn? It is hard for us to know. ” “Let me get this straight,” said Tricia. ” “I’m your girl,” said Tricia, thinking that at the very least she could sell it to the National Enquirer. As she boarded the craft that would take her off to the farthest limits of the solar system, the first thing that met her eyes was a bank of video monitors across which thousands of images were sweeping. A fourth alien was sitting watching them, but was focused on one particular screen that held a steady image.

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