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By John DeChancie

Gene and Linda's marriage ceremony turns out to convey out the simplest in fortress Perilous . . . whether that's now not far better than the worst. whilst the chuffed groom abruptly prefers confronting barbarians over pleasing his marriage ceremony site visitors, a conflict ensues that might swap his lifestyles, infuriate his bride, and make for one weird and wonderful marriage ceremony day!

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The other foreigners might know something," she said at last. Emmis blinked. " "Downstairs, eating lunch," she said. " She turned up both palms. "I have no idea," she said. " He took a final look at the locked door, then said, "Could you introduce me, perhaps? " "Of course. My name's Gita, by the way. " She turned and beckoned, and led him back down to the common room. The four foreigners were three men and a woman, seated at a large table to one side of the room. The woman was middle-aged and full-figured, wearing a white blouse embroidered in two shades of blue; the men wore brown cloaks with hoods thrown back.

Guide, of course. " Emmis hesitated. He did not particularly like the idea of showing this overdressed barbarian around the city's sights; he would probably want to see the Arena and the Wizards' Quarter, halfway across town, and might be upset that he couldn't meet the overlord face to face. He would perhaps want to poke around parts of the OldCity that Emmis did not care to visit. And people from the Small Kingdoms were notoriously stingy, unfamiliar with the prices charged in the big city...

I did not bring a secretary or an aide. You are my aide. I am paying you very much money – I am not a complete fool, I know that even here ten bits in silver a day is not reasonable. I am paying you so much so that you will figure these things out for me. I can spend... well, I have a certain amount of money, and no more. " He paused, groping for a word, then rephrased. "But I must be reasonable," he said. " Emmis could hardly complain about that, since Lar was quite right that ten bits a day was outrageously generous, but it did call for an adjustment in his plans.

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