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By Bill Oddie

Bird-watchers are demanding, aggressive, egocentric, shifty, cheating, distrusting, boorish, pedantic, unsentimental, boastful and – specially – envious'. So says invoice Oddie, and he may still comprehend! It's a tricky atmosphere available in the market on marsh and moorland, and this scurrilous little vintage is a needs to for all dedicated birders and twitchers (and as invoice relates, there's a strong difference!). With years of well-deserved adventure, invoice dares to claim every little thing that different b's and t's will realize as precise yet which they've got by no means dared to possess up or admit to, even to themselves.

Whether discussing the birds he's visible, the birds that bought away, gear, clothing, sightings, cock-ups, locations to go to or humans to prevent, Bill's enthusiasm is infectious, and his wisdom unsurpassed. This little black publication is one merchandise that no critical birdwatcher can have enough money to depart out of the rucksack, and it'll turn out a vital significant other whilst trudging the estuaries and riverbanks, in torrential rain and gusty gale looking for that elusive infrequent good looks.

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