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By Douglas Sarine, Kent Nichols

Lethal NINJA knowledge FOR THE NON-NINJA

Carefully give some thought to the enjoyment of your soft-headed lack of understanding ahead of you start to run, turn, and leap alongside the Ninja Path.
After a lot debate and in a spirit of morbid entertainment, the overseas Order of Ninjas has selected to supply The Ninja Handbook, the first-ever mystery ninja education consultant particularly designed for the non-ninja.
Most non-ninjas who deal with those tender, lethal pages will die–probably in an elaborately terrible and painful demeanour. yet no matter if your trip lasts 5 seconds or 5 days or (rather inconceivably) 5 years, all those that bravely soak up this article and keep on with the tenets and trials laid out inside of will die realizing they have been as ninja as they potentially could’ve been.

For the genuine of center or the super fortunate, this robust and honorable manuscript includes such extra special ninja knowledge as:

•How to create and identify your personal deadly ninja clan
•The right weapon to take advantage of while combating a vampire pumpkin
•Why clowns and robots are so harmful at the Internet
•Easy-to-follow charts displaying whilst to slice and whilst to stab
•How to execute such ultradeadly kicks because the using leave out Daisy
•Why pretty well each ninja motion picture ever made sucks
•How to make a shoggoth explode utilizing well-placed foliage
•What the heck a shoggoth is and why you’ll intend to make it explode
•Death Aide certification
•And even more ninjafied enlightenment on each shuriken-sharp page!

Remember: humans don't take the trail, the trail takes humans.

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