By Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
Publish yr note: First released in 2010
It's a summer time to recollect . . . on the Jersey Shore.
Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer time ever. whereas they couldn't be extra different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken occasion woman and Bella is a tall, narrow athlete who regularly holds her tongue—for the following month they're able to pouf up their hair, wear their stilettos, and absorb all that beach Heights, New Jersey, has to provide: sizzling guidos, cool golf equipment, fried Oreos, and many tequila.
So a long way, Gia's summer time is on fireplace. among approximately burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the preferred "tan-tags" on the Tantastic Salon the place she works, and rescuing a shark at the seashore, she turns into an area big name in a single day. fortunately, she meets the appropriate man to aid her continue the flames less than keep watch over. Firefighter Frank Rossi is precisely her style: monstrous, tan, and Italian. yet is he tricky sufficient to address Gia while issues quite warmth up?
Bella is greater than prepared for a few enjoyable within the solar. ultimately freed from her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left domestic in Brooklyn with one target in brain: hooking up with a gorgeous gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer season fling. very quickly, she lands a task major "Beat Up the Beat" dance periods at an area health club, and is scooped up through Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. purely challenge: Bella can't get her romantic and ripped boss Tony "Trouble" Troublino out of her head. He's dating fabric. abruptly, Bella's uncertain what she desires.
The cousins quickly detect that for each pal they make at the boardwalk, there also are opponents, slummers, and frenemies who will do something to break their summer—and attempt their dating. prior to July ends, the bonds of family members and friendship may be stretched to the brink. Will the haters be triumphant, or will Gia and Bella locate love on the Shore?
For all people who loves MTV's hit truth express, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's candy, humorous, and attractive novel completely captures the warmth, the strength, the thrill, and the drama of Jersey Shore.
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